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“I’ve Put Worse In My Body Than A Vaccine,” Says Guy Who Wants You To Know He’s Taken Drugs
November 19, 2021

23 November 2021

“Back in the day, that is,” says Trent Terrapin. The father-of-two’s party days have slowed since having kids and moving home to Gippsland. But when he lived in Prahran in his twenties, he regularly took recreational drugs, and he’s not afraid to tell people about it.

Keen to shatter his ‘dad persona’ and demonstrate he’s a fun guy with a bit of a wild side,
Trent was thrilled when a conversation with fellow parents at the local playground turned to the coronavirus vaccine.

The freelance website designer jumped at the chance to let people know that he was pro-vaccine AND that he’s the type of guy that knows how to party.

Trent had no qualms comparing the two substances. One, developed in a clinical environment by expert professionals that undergoes rigorous trials and testing. The other, developed in a shed by a Bikie and cut with laundry powder and crushed tiles.

As daughter Evie played on the swings, Trent suggested to fellow parents, “Maybe we should all get together? Get on it. Ha ha ha! Nah, I don’t think I’d cope these days… Unless you want to?”

More to come.

Juliet Veal
Editor In Chief

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