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“You Better Tell Us Who Threatened You!” Threatens Morrison
February 10, 2022
Babbler political satire Australia

During a speech at the National Press Club, Grace Tame told that she received a ‘threatening’ phone call from a government-funded agency, warning her against making negative about the Prime Minister at the Australian of the Year awards.

Prime Minister Scott Morrison plans to launch a full investigation to uncover who made the phone call so they can be intimidated into silence.

But, as he admitted to Babbler’s reporter, “It would just be easier if Grace told us who did it.”

He pleaded with Grace, “Go on, tell us who it was. Pleeeaaasse. I promise I won’t tell anyone. Pretty pleeeaasse.”

When she wouldn’t comply, he seethed in a white-hot rage, “You better tell me. Or else!”

He then changed tactics, assuring Grace, “I’m on your side. Once we know who threatened you, we can intimidate and threaten them, just like how we did to Brittany Higgin’s boyfriend.”

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