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Woman In Labour Apologises For Making Such A Mess
February 28, 2022
Babbler - satirical news for women

SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. OH MY GOD. WHOOPS, SORRY ABOUT THAT TOO. OH, AND THAT. SORRY!

Sara Jackson, 37, is currently in labour. Since her waters broke in the maternity ward triage, the expectant mum has apologised 59 times.

Now in the birthing suite, she continues to make a mess. She has said sorry to four midwives, her obstetrician, the cleaner and a visitor that accidentally came into the wrong room.

Midwife Julie Wang told Babbler with a laugh, “We see all sorts of gross stuff, so we’re not bothered. We’re not expecting Sara to stop apologising any time soon. Don’t tell her, but there’s a good chance she’s about to lay a cable on the bed.”

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