Johnny Depp has won his defamation case against Amber Heard. Norma Warren, a self-identified Depp super-fan, is vindicated. She believes that Depp is an innocent man.
“I know Johnny. I know exactly what he is like… Not personally, of course, but I have seen all of his films. I therefore know, without a doubt, that he is innocent.”
Johnny Depp, who is considered one of the finest actors of our time, has played leading men in some of Hollywood’s biggest movies in the past twenty years.
It is inconceivable to Norma that a man that has made a career of playing convincing characters could be lying. Amber Heard, also an actor, has faced criticism for allegedly acting on the stand, and using her acting skills to lie to the jury.
Norma Warren said, “Oh yes, Johnny is a wonderful actor. That’s why we love him so much and believe him. While Amber Heard is a terrible actress! We could see right through her little performance.”
Acting coach, Sandra Potts said, “Acting is the ultimate deception. You literally take on a persona to convince the audience that what you are saying and doing is true. Depp is the master of it. Well, except for in ‘Cry Baby.’”
Norma Warren, who for most of the trial wore a Pirates of the Caribbean headdress and protested outside of the court, told Babbler, “My opinion is unbiased. I am keeping an open mind here and considering all the facts. The facts are that I personally know, from my gut feeling, that Amber is a liar. Have we learned nothing from history? Successful and powerful men simply do not lie about these things.”
More to come.
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