“It has to be serious enough that it is transformative, but not so serious that I’d, like, actually die or have to do too much.”
Amira Horla is in a rut. She hates her job. She sabotages her relationships. Her diet is mostly carbs and cheese. She has the feeling that she is destined for big things. If only she could get out of her own way.
Amira knows she needs something major to shake things up and force her to change.
“I have heard of people turning their life around after getting in a car accident or beating cancer. So, it would be good if something happens that makes me finally follow my dream of being a ballerina, and inspires me to get rid of some toxic friends and to start meditating.”
For Amira, when dreaming up her ideal tragedy, two elements are key.
“The situation can’t be so serious that I am actually at risk of harm. And I must be able to overcome it with grace and my signature sense of style.”
Amira thinks she might have found the perfect tragedy.
“A health scare. Not a diagnosis, just a scare. Like, say I get a test done, and for a moment they think I have a life-threatening illness. But the next day they realise there was a mix-up at the lab and I am actually fine. Yeah, I think that should do it.”
In Amira’s fantasy, her life-changing tragedy has broader benefits.
“Once I post about my journey on Instagram, I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up inspiring other people to live their best lives. Fingers crossed!”
More to come.
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