Candice Novak has had a severe cold for weeks. She is so congested she can’t sleep, and due to a combination of blocked sinuses and too much mouth breathing, she can’t taste a thing.
The freelance Graphic Designer was feeling sorry for herself and decided to treat herself to lunch out when she stumbled upon the ultimate life hack. If she blew her nose, she could momentarily taste her miso-glazed pork belly with soba noodles. The flavour bomb lasted less than a second before her sinuses refilled with mucus.
Candice said, “I have to blow my nose in-between each mouthful, but I get a millisecond of enjoyment before my life turns to shit again.”
The restaurant soon asked Candice to leave for disturbing the other patrons.
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