The Australian Bureau of Statistics 2021 census data has revealed that the typical Australian is a woman in her thirties that is “Sick of this shit.”
The definition of “This shit” differs for each person, but generally includes a combination of: work/life balance, climate change, the overturning of Roe vs Wade, the mental load, the pandemic, inequality, the economy, the government, beauty standards, and pretty much everyone and everything on all social media platforms.
Women were not surprised that census data revealed that they earn significantly less than men and do the lion’s share of unpaid domestic work. These findings led many women to roll their eyes and respond, “No shit!”
The data shows that for women in hetero relationships, many had a partner that reported believing in women’s rights, yet still doesn’t know where the vacuum cleaner lives or how to make beans on toast.
Megan Fairbottom fits the description of a typical Australian and is “Completely over it.” Like other typical Australian households, there is $3000 a week coming in to her household. While it appears like a decent amount of income, Megan reports that it, “Barely covers the cost of the mortgage, childcare and one iceberg lettuce.”
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