Toddlers have been bursting with excitement, more so than usual, after the newest images of deep space were revealed by the James Webb Space Telescope. For toddlers, this could mean getting to the crux of one of the major issues plaguing day care centres; figuring out what the hell the star is that twinkles and twinkles.
When asked about the importance of answering this question, a local toddler said, “We already know so much about life on Earth. We know Old McDonald had a farm. Mary has a little lamb. Pop goes the weasel. But the stars – that’s something that’s perplexed us for a while. Hey, do you like Bluey?”
Another toddler said, “It’s an astounding discovery. Finally, we will learn if Twinkle Twinkle is simply a celestial body made of gas. Or is it more? Why is it twinkling so much? Is it God?!… Hey, did you know my dad has a big hairy doodle?”
Unfortunately, Babbler was unable to continue this deep and philosophical interview as it was nap time.
More to come… hopefully.
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