Lisa Lipsy recently realised that she has never moisturized her neck. The 39-year-old has introduced an hourly neck moisturising regime in an attempt to turn back the aging clock.
At a family barbeque on the weekend, Lisa’s mother mentioned that Lisa was looking “A bit chooky, darl.”
A quick google search revealed to Lisa, that she her neck should be included in her moisturising routine. Lisa has diligently used moisturiser on her face since she was 25 and a male colleague suggested she was looking “too tired.”
Like many women, Lisa feels the pressure to stop aging.
“When you are a 39-year-old woman there is a pressure to look a certain way, that is, like someone who is significantly younger than 39 years old, and also better looking than you actually are.”
Lisa is thoughtful. “Hands! Oh man, I should be doing my hands too, right?”
Lisa’s new skincare regime includes applying moisturizer to her neck and hands every hour. It has left her with little time to do anything else.
“I’m covered in the stuff. Everything I eat tastes like avocado oil and goji berries. All of my clothes have an oil slick on them, and my hands are so slippery, that I can’t open door knobs. But it’s better this way. It’s scary to think I have been walking around with a neck that looks its actual age.”
More to come.
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