“Not poo!” Mother-of-three, Sandy McDuff, announced today, “It’s just Vegemite!”
After the long weekend, the McDuff house has taken a battering. The floor is strewn with Duplo, toast crusts, and abandoned craft activities.
Upon seeing a suspicious brown stain on her grey Freedom rug, Sandy was concerned. “I’ve got two kids in nappies and one tween,” McDuff said, “You can never be too sure.”
All it took was a close sniff from the investigative mother to put her fears at ease. The stain was Vegemite, not faecal matter.
Sandy is matter-of-fact, “I gave up being grossed out a long time ago. Now, I just get my nose right up in it and move on. If you blue-lighted this place, you’d find some sort of bodily fluid on every surface.”
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