When Katie Rankin coyly invited her boyfriend to join her in the shower, she had no idea their foreplay was about to turn into a nightmare.
As Katie pouted and made sexy eyes at her boyfriend of three months, Sam Salinger, in her mind, she looked like the leading lady from a romantic movie. In reality, Katie looked like Brandon Lee from The Crow.
Katie had prepared for their date by doing a YouTube tutorial to get the perfect smokey-eye look. Later, when warm water was applied, Katie’s face was flooded with streaks of mascara, eyeliner and eyeshadow.
After a few minutes of watching Katie writhing around like a demon, Sam got out of the shower, citing a headache.
Sam told Babbler, “It was terrifying. All I could think was that she looked like that girl from The Exorcist.”
Katie was blissfully unaware she had ruined the mood until she got out of the shower. By the time she had removed the makeup, Sam was in bed, pretending to be asleep.
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