“Check this out, Nan!” said 4-year-old Madeline Trotter from the top of the big slide.
The adrenaline-fuelled Trotter then proceeded to pull off a daring feat, which one witness described as, “Sliding down on her tummy.”
The result was underwhelming. Trotter’s Nan said, “Maybe I’d be impressed if she was two, but Maddy’s going to school next year. She can’t be pulling out this shit and expecting a round of applause.”
More to come.