“I really do go brown,” said Lizzie McCartney, “I just haven’t had a holiday in ages.”
Lizzie is staying with friends on the Mornington Peninsula. At a day on the beach, the teaching student was adamant that her pale and freckly skin has what it takes to transform into the perfect beach tan.
Of Irish descent, Lizzie’s skin started to redden and blister after ten minutes in the ozone-layer-less Australian sun. Yet, she didn’t let that deter her.
As Lizzie’s friends applied another layer of sunscreen or put on a rash vest, Lizzie sat in direct sunlight, seemingly relishing in the dangerous UV rays. When a friend pointed out that Lizzie was burning, she said, “It’s fine. It’ll go brown tomorrow.”
Lizzie was last seen combusting into a ball of flames and suffering severe burns.
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