Samantha Bourgoin is adamant: she has no intention of giving up alcohol for Dry July. She is however, fully committed to feeling guilty about every drink she consumes for the month. “I personally can’t do it. I will be drinking throughout July, but I promise you. I...
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Pale Friend Risks Third-Degree Burns To Prove She Really Does Tan Well
“I really do go brown,” said Lizzie McCartney, “I just haven’t had a holiday in ages.” Lizzie is staying with friends on the Mornington Peninsula. At a day on the beach, the teaching student was adamant that her pale and freckly skin has what it takes to transform...
Camping Style Guide: This Camo Jumpsuit Hides That You Peed On Your Leg
There is nothing like getting out into the great outdoors. Going camping doesn’t mean you have to compromise on style. This must-have camouflage print jumpsuit is both practical and stylish.Made from organic cotton, it breathes in hot weather while the cut suits all...
Newly Sober Colleague Assures They Were A Legit Big Drinker Before
“Seriously! I was shocking.” Lena Reddy, 35, has recently become sober. While the Advertising Executive is happy with her decision, she wants to make it clear that she is not being dramatic or jumping on a wellness bandwagon: she was a legit big drinker. Seriously....
Wow! This Woman Went On Holiday And Realised Nothing Can Make Her Happy
Renee Krol, 32, is on holiday in Fiji. Before going, the HR Manager blamed her unhappiness on work and a long Melbourne winter. Now, on annual leave in a tropical location, Renee is surprised to find that she is still miserable. She told Babbler, “The beach is almost...
“We’re Meant To Moisturise Our Neck?! 39-Year-Old Starts Hourly Skincare Regime To Make Up For Lost Time
Lisa Lipsy recently realised that she has never moisturized her neck. The 39-year-old has introduced an hourly neck moisturising regime in an attempt to turn back the aging clock. At a family barbeque on the weekend, Lisa’s mother mentioned that Lisa was looking “A...
Awww, Heartbreaking! Local Woman Forced To Abandon Cute Top After Discovering A ‘Hand Wash Only’ Label
A local woman’s hopes of finding a perfect ‘going-out’ top have been smashed when she realised it carried a ‘Hand Wash Only’ label. Jessica Bumpy, a local school teacher, defines her ideal top as, “Something that’s up for a good time, that makes me feel good, and is...
Breakthrough! Woman Traces Commitment Issues To Karl Cheating On Susan
For the past three years, Jessie Wylson has been undertaking weekly therapy sessions to understand why all her relationships fail. Today, the investigative journalist had a breakthrough. She traced her commitment issues to Dr Karl Kennedy cheating on his wife Susan,...
Report: RAT Accuracy 100% Dependant On If Person Has Fun Plans For The Weekend
A report released by the Department of Human Disease (DHD) has found that the results of Rapid Antigen Tests (RATs) are up for interpretation. A negative test result, which is common given the test's tendency to produce false negatives, is always considered accurate...
Life Hack! Woman With Severe Cold Blows Nose To Momentarily Taste Lunch
Candice Novak has had a severe cold for weeks. She is so congested she can’t sleep, and due to a combination of blocked sinuses and too much mouth breathing, she can’t taste a thing. The freelance Graphic Designer was feeling sorry for herself and decided to treat...
Woman In Rut Hopes For A Tragedy That She Can Graciously Overcome To Kickstart The Rest Of Her Life
“It has to be serious enough that it is transformative, but not so serious that I’d, like, actually die or have to do too much.” Amira Horla is in a rut. She hates her job. She sabotages her relationships. Her diet is mostly carbs and cheese. She has the feeling that...
Woman Treats Self To Uncomfortable Nap So She Doesn’t Sleep Too Long
“I’LL BE NAPPING, BUT I WON’T BE ENJOYING IT.” Sophie Moss is exhausted. She has been working non-stop and is recovering from the flu while juggling life with three kids. Today, when her partner David Son offered to get the kids out of the house so she could get some...