JUST RELAX YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT! Veronica Thom is on holiday. Due to covid lockdowns over the past two years, the marketing manager from Melbourne has had her trip to Port Douglas cancelled thirteen times. In the lead up to her well-deserved break, she was...
Maggi Waden, 35, is fed up with participating in free speech. She wants to get off toxic social media. She just doesn’t know how. “I’ve spent days reading articles and watching videos to figure out how to cancel my Facebook account. I thought I had, until my aunty...
“I followed their recommendations and my face still looks like an old saddle.” Women’s magazine, ‘Giiiiirl Boss’ asked six famous Australian women about their skin care routines. The celebs shared tips, tricks and products to obtain their ‘achievable’ looks. All had...
“I feel so helpless,” said Ali Chen. “If only there were something I could do.” Ali is in the shower and her mind is racing with concerns. The International Relations student had just heard about the Federal Government’s Budget, which includes cuts to climate change...
Marina Baninno, 36, has endometriosis, or so she suspects. Despite seeing numerous doctors and spending thousands on scans and tests, the Marketing Manager has been told the cause of her chronic pelvic pain is unknown. At an appointment with her doctor, she was...
A FAMILIAR MEDICINE-AND-SPICE-RACK FLAVOUR! “I didn’t want to say anything,” Amy Cottrell, 29, explains in hushed tones. “I know it’s the drink of the moment, but I did a lot of jäger-bombs on my Contiki trip through Europe. I’m pretty sure Negroni’s are just...
“Alexa. Stop… ALEXA, STOP… ALEXA, I SAID BLOODY STOP!!!” Yelling at her Alexa Device in a one-sided exchange has become common in Cindy Snook’s Brisbane apartment. “She doesn’t listen!” the exasperated dental hygienist told Babbler. Earlier today, Cindy was cooking...
The Australian Society for Sport (ASS) has released a report that found the majority of Australian’s spend the first thirty minutes of an exercise session detangling their headphones. Gym junkies with stiff or sausage fingers can spend up to 90 minutes on this...
Sara Brine, 32, is at a New Year’s Eve party. While other guests are making their New Year resolutions, Sara is noticeably quiet. She told Babbler, “In 2020 I made a bid deal of it, saying, ‘This is my year.’ Then in 2021 I went further and said, ‘Seriously. This is...
The best thing about Christmas lunch is Christmas lunch leftovers. Yet, since I’ve had kids, it’s difficult to enjoy them. Actually, I haven’t enjoyed a meal in the last four years. If there isn’t a grubby finger poking around my yogurt and muesli, I’m being reminded...
“Sorry!” said Anthea Thimble. “I mean, sorry for saying that too. Sorry,” the mother-of-two said with a laugh. “I am such an idiot. Sorry, you’re interviewing me. Sorry. I did it again. Arrrghhh, sorry!” Anthea knows she has a problem, but she can’t seem to stop...
“I would have preferred for the hair to be in my eyebrow region, but I’m getting used to them. I’m making them work! I actually think they look good. Bold even. They look alright, don’t they? Guys? Can I make these work? Guys?!” More to come.