Sammy Boggs, 32, is joining the fight to keep Australia Day on January 26th “It’s tradition! Every year on Australia Day, we get wasted at the beach. You can’t just go around changing these rich cultural traditions. It’s Un-Australian.” Like many, the VB-lover has...
STANDING IN SOLIDARITY! Jenny Fawkner, 69, is no stranger to activism. In her younger days, she attended protests for the Women’s Rights Movement, the Vietnam War and the sacking of Gough Whitlam. Now, she’s lending a hand to the Black Lives Matter movement. The...
NOT FAIR! When Jayne Shumba moved to Australia 10 years ago, she was excited to learn about the Melbourne Cup. The allure of heavy drinking and silliness while in fancy dress made her long to participate in ‘the race that stops a nation’. Jayne told Babbler, "I...
Former AFL footballer Wayne Carey has dropped a zip-lock bag of white powder at Perth’s Crown Casio. Carey’s bosses at Channel 7 and Triple M have asked the controversial star to stand down from his plum media roles while an investigation is carried out. Jono Smitho,...
Local man, Peter McWinkie, has made it clear that he stands with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese as he fearlessly sculled a beer at a concert. Just one week earlier, the small business owner reported concerns over Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin dancing at a party,...
“Mask mandates? No way! If we want to all be so sick that we can’t enjoy any aspect of life, then that’s our prerogative. This is what freedom looks like!” With covid case numbers and hospital admissions at record highs, some people are calling for mask mandates to...
Toddlers have been bursting with excitement, more so than usual, after the newest images of deep space were revealed by the James Webb Space Telescope. For toddlers, this could mean getting to the crux of one of the major issues plaguing day care centres; figuring out...
The Australian Bureau of Statistics 2021 census data has revealed that the typical Australian is a woman in her thirties that is “Sick of this shit.” The definition of “This shit” differs for each person, but generally includes a combination of: work/life balance,...
“I can’t believe that I cried in that lockdown Qantas commercial for THIS?!” Airports around the world have been thrown into chaos due to staff shortages and peak holiday travel. But frustrations are being felt most in the passenger seat; in passive-aggressive battles...
ERRGGHHH, NOT TODAY, WORLD. NOT TODAY. Too cold. Too dark. Too wet. Too sick. Too much bad news. A report released by the Australian Wellness Committee found that 70% of Australia cannot be fucked today. The unprecedented high levels of can’t-be-fucked-ness can be...
CUTE! Johnny Depp has said he is ‘truly humbled’ that he won his defamation case against ex-wife Amber Heard. It is unclear why Mr Depp is surprised he won, given that he is a rich, white, powerful man. Adorable! The televised trial led to an outpouring of support for...
Johnny Depp has won his defamation case against Amber Heard. Norma Warren, a self-identified Depp super-fan, is vindicated. She believes that Depp is an innocent man. “I know Johnny. I know exactly what he is like… Not personally, of course, but I have seen all of his...