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Morrison Swaps Kissing Babies For Tackling Tweens, Babies Rejoice

Morrison Swaps Kissing Babies For Tackling Tweens, Babies Rejoice

In a last-ditch effort to secure the upcoming federal election, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has abandoned election cliches like kissing babies, instead choosing to tackle a child. Kissing babies is a frequent strategy utilised by politicians to show their softer...

“I’ll Change If I Win” Morrison Prays For Two More Miracles

“I’ll Change If I Win” Morrison Prays For Two More Miracles

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has admitted today that he can be a “bit of a bulldozer” and that if re-elected he promises to “change.” With his popularity in the polls in decline, Morrison knows he needs help. He is turning to a tested method: praying for miracles. At...

Doctor’s Receptionist Way Too Nosey About Reason For Appointment

Doctor’s Receptionist Way Too Nosey About Reason For Appointment

“May I ask what it is regarding?” Brenda Crossbone is the head medical receptionist at a busy High Street doctor’s clinic. There are a handful of free appointments each day, and the diligent first point of contact ensures that only the most serious medical conditions...

“You Better Tell Us Who Threatened You!” Threatens Morrison

“You Better Tell Us Who Threatened You!” Threatens Morrison

During a speech at the National Press Club, Grace Tame told that she received a ‘threatening’ phone call from a government-funded agency, warning her against making negative about the Prime Minister at the Australian of the Year awards. Prime Minister Scott Morrison...