Following the success of the highly anticipated final season of ‘Stranger Things,’ a spin-off series is set to be made in Australia. The series, which delivers horror and nightmarish themes, is looking to cast Peter Dutton as the show’s villain. Producer Angie...
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Albo Promises To Match Morrison’s Meme-Quota As Satirical News Sites Report Sharp Decrease In Content
Since Scott Morrison was voted out as Prime Minister, less than 48 hours ago, political satirists have reported a dramatic decrease in the amount of humorous content they can create and post. Morrison’s offensive rhetoric, political stunts and general out-of-touch...
Morrison Swaps Kissing Babies For Tackling Tweens, Babies Rejoice
In a last-ditch effort to secure the upcoming federal election, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has abandoned election cliches like kissing babies, instead choosing to tackle a child. Kissing babies is a frequent strategy utilised by politicians to show their softer...
Millennials Urged To Buy Avocados With Super, Fears For Inflated Smashed Avo Market
This week, Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced his Home Buyer Super Package, which enables home buyers to take money from their superannuation to pay for a house deposit. A few days out from the election, Morrison has proposed opening up the Scheme to include...
“I’ll Change If I Win” Morrison Prays For Two More Miracles
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has admitted today that he can be a “bit of a bulldozer” and that if re-elected he promises to “change.” With his popularity in the polls in decline, Morrison knows he needs help. He is turning to a tested method: praying for miracles. At...
“I Think I Must Be Immune!” Says Friend That’s About To Get COVID
Amelia Barotone, 33, is yet to test positive for the coronavirus. Nearly everyone she knows has contracted the virus, with some people getting it multiple times. Amelia suspects she might be immune. “I’ve certainly been exposed. Over Easter, I spent 36 hours at Revs....
Doctor’s Receptionist Way Too Nosey About Reason For Appointment
“May I ask what it is regarding?” Brenda Crossbone is the head medical receptionist at a busy High Street doctor’s clinic. There are a handful of free appointments each day, and the diligent first point of contact ensures that only the most serious medical conditions...
“Not Racist” Morrison Nostalgic For Time He Was Just A “Complete Psycho”
“THOSE WERE THE DAYS!” This week, Prime Minister Scott Morrison was accused of being racist after he was allegedly involved in a racial campaign to undermine a rival candidate in 2007. In early February, leaked text messages from several political allies accused...
Morrison’s Women’s Network Assures Phallic Logo Is Actually A Lovely Pair Of Breasts
The Women’s Network has launched its new logo. The eggplant-purple logo has been ridiculed, with some people believing it resembles a penis and testicles. The Women’s Network is a branch of the Prime Minister’s personal department. Their role is to champion gender...
“Maybe Putin Has A Point?” Woman Who Doesn’t Understand World Politics Plays Devil’s Advocate
Since having kids, Lena Morris has barely watched the news and is ignorant of current affairs. When getting coffee with her team and the topic of Russia invading Ukraine was raised, Lena didn’t want to appear uninformed, so took a contentious position. She said,...
“You Better Tell Us Who Threatened You!” Threatens Morrison
During a speech at the National Press Club, Grace Tame told that she received a ‘threatening’ phone call from a government-funded agency, warning her against making negative about the Prime Minister at the Australian of the Year awards. Prime Minister Scott Morrison...
“Not Out Of Touch” Morrison Charges Woman 5000 Shillings For Perm
On Friday, Prime Minister Scott Morrison and a team of photographers ambushed a Mt Eliza hair salon to treat a stranger to some pampering. The surprised woman left with a perm, and a receipt for 5000 shillings, equivalent to approximately $7000 in today’s currency....