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Woman Smiles Through Terrible Life As Wife To The Prime Minister
Prime Minister Scott Morrison was asked today about an event at The Lodge where Grace Tame refused to smile at him. As an ally to women, the Prime Minister was quick to explain that Grace’s disrespect towards him was because of the terrible ordeals she had endured...
Woman Criticised For Not Respecting A Mediocre White Man That Is Terrible At His Job
HE DESERVES OUR RESPECT! Australian of the Year, Grace Tame, has faced criticism for not making a big deal of Prime Minister Scott Morrison at The Lodge in Canberra today. Grace refused to smile at the Prime Minister, to meet his eye and appeared to be uncomfortable...
Living the Dream! This Family All Tested Positive In The One Day!
SUCCESS! The Lin family is celebrating tonight. The family of four received four positive covid test results in a 24-hour period. Meaning, they will only be required to isolate for seven days. Mum, Kym says, “We have friends that have been locked down since Christmas....
This Fisher-Price Forklift Comes With Official License And Industry Contacts!
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has an ingenious plan to ease the stress on Australia’s supply chain issues. Get children to drive forklifts. While not usually one for thinking outside the box or using foresight, the Prime Minister finally has an idea that has been met...
A Simple Mistake Or Covid-Denier? This Woman Just Dated A Form January 2020
When Rose Ball completed an application form for a library card on the 18th January 2022, she wrote the date as 18th of January 2020. Did Rose make a simple mistake? Or is she part of a growing number of people that deny the coronavirus exists? The book-lover is...
Not Overlooking Vulnerable: Jenny Too Busy Buying Up RATs To Tell Me How To Help Them
Prime Minister Scott Morrison is accused of overlooking the needs of Australia’s vulnerable by not making rapid antigen tests, or RATs, more easily available and free. Morrison, who famously relies on wife Jenny to tell him how to empathise with others, is adamant he...
Woman Abandons New Year’s Resolution To Ditch Phone After Leaving Novel In Car For COVID Test
STUFF IT! On New Year’s Eve, Nicole Drux, 29, passionately declared that 2022 would be the year she got off her phone. Yet, thirty seconds into joining a COVID PCR testing line, Nicole realised her book was in the car. Nicole swiftly retrieved her phone from her...
Mum Locks Down Family To Avoid Locking Down Family
Omicron cases are rising daily across the country. Local mum, Alicia Jackson, has ordered her family to stay at home to avoid catching COVID. “I have three kids under five. There is no way I could cope if the whole family had to quarantine.” The clever Mum has ordered...
Aww! This Woman’s Terrified Of Being Pinged Before Christmas Even Though Her Fav Uppers Are Pingers
Across NSW and Victoria, people are staying home to avoid being ‘pinged’ as a COVID close contact. Many are dreading the notification that a restaurant or bar they attended is an exposure site and they are required to isolate over Christmas. Anna Bronson, 27, is being...
Early Morning Hide And Seek Ends in Dutch Oven Double Tragedy
Tragedy struck a local family today when a game of hide and seek ended with two family members dead and another seriously injured after suffering toxic gas inhalation. The family was hiding under the doona when unusually high levels of gas became trapped creating a...
Not Tone Deaf: How Else Could I Hear Jacquie Lambie Being Growled At?
Yesterday, government senator David Van growled while Jacqui Lambie spoke during Question Time. Just hours earlier, Sex Discrimination Commissioner Kate Jenkins released a damning report about the workplace culture in parliament. The Prime Minister, who is often...